JE.DÉTESTE.LA.FRANCE.pt1 (il y aura pas de pt2) (English Translation)

[Intro]

Who the fuck produced this?
Oh, I’m blessed by an ominous being
Hm, that’s nice
Okay — um, you might think that’s like your average no-melody song
But there’s a twist:
It’s in French

[Chorus]

Fainting spells inside my ride
Plaid shirt, kiss your girl, I’m that dyke, mm
White boy thinks he’s so ghetto
Veggie tranny, I eat plants and mango, mm
This beat’s burnt like a cig butt
The higher you climb, the more pedos you’ll spot (wow!)
I slip your bro in like a ring, yo
Anal’s a plural thing though
It’s funny

[Verse 1]

Slim frame, but I’m heavy as hell
Viking chick, I pull up and torch their chapel bells
Too sweet, call me strawberry shell
Use your skin to reupholster my chair, well
They say I’m corny, say I’m dumb
But your lil’ bro wants me to make him cum
Dumb as a hippo, bless your bum
Cis boys mad, I make ‘em numb
No stress, uh
Cut your dick off with finesse, uh
Bilingual flex, I’m new Rilès, uh
Touch your girl you despise, uh
All your tracks smell desert dry, uh
I know loneliness, just like Shrek, uh
And how to make every guy get hard, uh
Pulp Fiction, got the briefcase card
BITCH!
Fuck this France
Rights for whores and rights for trans
Too deep? then talk about
DICK! (Dick?)
DICK! (Dick?)
THE DICK! (Dick?)
THE DICK! (Dick?)
THE DICK! (Dick?)
THE DICK! (Dick?)
I FUCK! (I fuck?)
I FUCK! (I fuck?)

[Skit]

Hahaha, random straight white dude type beat

[Verse 2]

Yo bro
I peg you three by three
Gay gloss shining on my pinky
Rolling deep with elves and queers
My kin and I kill what we hear
Sorry babe, won’t stay and chat
You’re lost, no light, deep in that flat
When I’m done with you, that’s that
Feldup’s where they’ll talk bout that
You ain’t even rat-tier cute
(Look at that lil’ snout, dude)
I fly high, no joint or loot
(I just sip my water, truth)
Chains on you but links are weak
(Yeah, bar fell off mid-speech)
Girl with dick, I’m demon queen
HELL YEAH!

[Chorus]

Fainting spells inside my ride
Plaid shirt, kiss your girl, I’m that dyke, mm
White boy thinks he’s so ghetto
Veggie tranny, I eat plants and mango, mm
This beat’s burnt like a cig butt
The higher you climb, the more pedos you’ll spot (wow!)
I slip your bro in like a ring, yo
Anal’s a plural thing though
It’s funny