Jaws

[Verse 1]
Jaws, the shark, a-lurking in the dark
Of the depths of the sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vay-cay out to Amity Island
Sunshine, lotion, fun in the sun
Blood in the ocean, everybody run!
'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives
He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!
Oh no!
But the one thing keeping the community safe
Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
He just wants everyone to be his chum!
(Get it? Get it?)
The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
He doesn't wanna spoil the fourth of July
He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for a swim!"
But holy shit, here comes that fin!

[Chorus]
Singing Jaws is here!
Here is Jaws!
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
Jaws is here!
Here is Jaws!
(He is a shark who fights the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw

[Verse 2]
Long story short, the beach gets closed
The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows"
Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed!
The mayor just shot to the top of his list
He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
And he eats that fucker in a single bite!
Golly
(Do-do-do-doo-do-do-doo-do
Scooby-doop-do-do-doop-do-do-doo!)
Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
He knows the real killer is still at large
So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
They're going on a mission, they're gonna go fishin'... for Jaws!
A man named Quint lets them use his boat
On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat
'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II
And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah!

[Chorus]
Jaws is here!
Here is Jaws!
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws!
Jaws is here! (Ah-ah-ah)
Here is Jaws! (Oo-uh-oh)
(He is a shark who fights the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw

[Verse 3]
They're out on the sea, they wait all night
Where could Jaws be? He's nowhere in sight
Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage
And Jaws shows up in a full-on rage!
He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
While Dreyfuss makes his wet-suit wetter
He hides behind a rock like a cowardly prick
And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick
Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat,"
So they go back home and get a bigger boat
The biggest boat that's ever sailed
Gonna kick Jaws' ass, or I guess, his tail
Yeah, his tail
But oh my shit!
Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!
Right in half like a Kit-Kat bar!
Up in the sky there's a shooting star
That's Quint, up in heaven, he's a star now
Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"
He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"
Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!

[Chorus 2]
Jaws is dead!
Long live Jaws!
(He was a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
Jaws is dead! (Ah-ah-ah)
Long live Jaws! (Ah-ah-ah)
(He was a shark who fought the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
Jaws is dead! (Ah-ah-ah)
Long live Jaws! (Ah-ah-ah)
(He was a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, called Jaws!
(Jaws is dead!)
At the Academy Awards
(Long live Jaws!)
He was robbed
(He was a shark without a cause)
Sharks exist in real life
Woah!
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
Jaws is dead (Ah-ah-ah)
Long live Jaws