Jaw, Jaw, Yap, Yap, Yap

A man is a fool from the day he’s born
And at last until the day he dies
There’s always a woman with wiles and snares;
He can never escape though he tries
She’ll blink her eyes like a moonstruck cow
And wiggle herself in hearts
And before he knows it, he’s a married man
And then his trouble starts

Jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw, yap, yap, yap, yap yap
A woman’s tongue is the devil
When it’s hung in the middle and wags both ends
Jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw, yap, yap, yap, yap yap
A woman can drive a good man nuts, with her jaw and a yap, yap yap

He walks to thе altar with a smile on his face
And meekly says, “I do”
And the knot is tiеd but it’s around his neck
It’s a knot he can’t undo
A lyin’ kiss and a week of bliss and the sucker is doomed for life
He finds he’s married to a chatterbox, instead of a loving wife