Jarrod Alonge Diss Track

Usually I'd start off with some fire
About a YouTuber that should retire
But then it took a second to finally dawn on me
You've never even heard of Jarrod Alonge

Remember when we were pals, remember Jared Week?
When my views took a dive and yours were at their peek
You were getting so much love, your channel was ablaze
Yet, I get your whole sub count in less than 90 days
This is the end of Team Jarrod, old pal
And I'll be damned if I get clowned on by a budget Weird Al
You dissing on me is probably just a ploy
To finally get you passed 200K on YouTube, boy

You suck my butt
You suck my nuts
Ha ha ha

I think of all the times you used to go to Warped Tour
All those poor bands thinking, "What is he here for?
Just to annoy us with some tired ass skit?"
Bro is that your breath? Or did someone just take a shit?
$25,000 raised for your album? You think it would have shown
I've made better records with a potato and a microphone
Let's see some receipts, show us where you spent it
You claim money makes it sound better, you misrepresent it

I think your video ideas have run their fucking course
Misheard Lyrics? Talk about 'Beating A Dead Horse'
You're the most overrated artist I know by far
If YouTube was Star Wars, you'd be fucking Jar Jar
300 videos and still no success? You're at a crossroad
You might as well go back and work on $wagCh0de
Delete your channel, son. No one's going to miss you
And if you start to cry, grab that box of fucking tissues
Pretend to be me at the APMA Awards
You'll never beat me now! Fall on your sword!

I always wondered why you never sang with your own voice
But after that song, I know that it was the right choice
You'd think with all those vocalist videos, you would learn to sing
Canadian Softball is a good name since your life is on a downswing

Crazy 88 is worth ignoring
If it weren't for Lauren, we'd all be snorin'
I just really want you to write songs less boring
You suck!

Writing covers to support your album. Man, what a skill
What should I expect from a band
Who stole its name from Kill Bill
How To Pronounce Band Names? Man, what a bore
You should teach them how to say your name
They've never heard before

Apparently a parody is all you will ever be
You work for Fearless but we all know
That you're mother fucking scared of me

Go away Alonge!
Go away!
It's time for the big boys to play!
Go away Alonge!
Go away!
You smell like dirty laundry!