Japanese Banana

Ah, isn't it beautiful boys? The ancient land of Japan!

Boy, sure is pretty

It sure is!

I'm hungry! I want a banana

Stop it Alvin. Now, there's famous Mt. Fujiyama
And look at the pretty cherry blossoms!
This is a land that has everything: rice, fish

Any bananas?

No Alvin, they don't grow any

I want a banana!

Good idea! Let's have a banana

Yeah, banana!

SSh, boys let's not make a fool of ourselves
Don't do anything to embarrass me, I'll never bring

Wish we had a Japanese banana
It would be so very nice
Want a juicy Japanese Banana
Don't want the cherries and rice

We can see they have so many things
And we are glad that it's so!
But do they grow a Japanese banana
That's what we like to know!

Did you have to do that Alvin?

What?

You and your brothers I mean
Singing about a banana like that

We're hungry for bananas!

There are no bananas. There are plenty of cherries

Do you like cherries?

Well, as a matter of fact I do
I like cherries

We like bananas!

Alvin, I told you to be polite on this trip
Now will you please calm down and stop this fool

Wish we had a Japanese banana
It would be so very nice
Want a juicy Japanese Banana
Don't want the cherries and rice

We can see they have so many things
And we are glad that it's so!
But do they grow a Japanese banana
That's what we like to know!

That's the worst banjo player I've ever heard

That's not a banjo, Alvin; that's a shamisen

That's the worst shamisen player I've ever heard
Do they have any grapes here?