Janie Pauley

Park benches occupied
Playgrounds politicized
Internet evangelist
Outraged at everything
I thought I was on your team
Last pick, but left field
Daydream about victory
And participation trophies

Shadows on the settin' sun
Long lists are crumpled up
Sunscreen and Diet Coke
River life, my, oh

My phone has been dead for three days
I'm happier now that it's gone
My phone has been dead for three days
I'm happier now that it's gone

Trust falls on trampoline
Alpha, beta, Keratin
The shrine lit in the livin' room
We keep it on CBS

The trumpet will sound for you
Without a warning
Jane Pauley comforts you
On Sunday Morning