Jam On It (Definitive Version)

[Intro]
Yeah
Jam on it
(Yeah, yeah, we know, we know)
Huh
(Yeah, Goggles, you gonna rock it, right)
(You gonna do it down, right)
Ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah
(Hey, Cozmo, what's the name of this again?)
(I forgot)
Jam on it
(Oh)
Oh, Chilly B, get down
Uh-oh, here comes Cozmo
Are we gonna say wikki-wikki-wikki again?
Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki
(Shut up)
Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki

[Verse 1]
Three words to the whack, step yourself back
Just gettin' down, and you then you're givin' no slack
Like a Burger King with a sack of Big Macs
We're throwin' down with the radical sacks
On time, in your mind you see
You gotta boogie to your best ability
You gotta funk it up until it knocks you down
And when you're funkin' up, be sure to pass it around
Come on, let's go to work
We got what'll make your body jerk
Make you throw your hands up in the air
Shake your booty and scream, oh, yeah
'Cause we are the Jam On Crew
And jammin' on it is how we do the do
We'll funk you up until you boogie down
So come people check out the sound

[Refrain]
Check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the sound
Check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the sound

[Bridge]
Jam on it
They're going to hear the sound
They're going to get down
Jam on it

[Verse 2]
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Chilly B
And I'm a surefire, full blooded bonafide house rockin' Jam-On Production MC
If you want the best, put me to the test, and I'm sure you'll soon agree
That I got no force 'cause I'm down by law when it comes to rockin' viciously, you see
'Cause when I was a little baby boy, my mama gave me a brand new toy
Two turntables with a mic, and I learned to rock like Dolemite
Time went by, on this God creation, I knew someday I would rock the nation
So I made up my mind just what to do and I joined with the Jam On Production Crew
So go crazy, go crazy, don't let your body be lazy
I said don't stop the body rock 'til your eyesight starts to get hazy
'Til the sure-shot beat chills you to the bone 'cause Chilly B is on the microphone
'Til your mind is floatin' like you're in a dream and you feel so good that you gotta scream
(Jam on it) Jam on it, jam on-and-'n'-on-an-on-on-an-on
'Cause the beat don't stop 'til everybody's gone and that doesn't happen 'til the break of dawn
Clean out your ears and you open your eye, if you want to hear the music just come alive
If you don't know how, get ready to learn
'Cause Cozmo's takin' his turn to burn

[Verse 3]
Take the C and O and the Z
Then add M-O and the freaky D
Add a funky beat, and then what do you see?
It's Cozmo D, yeah, baby, that's me
I've got the beat that's, oh, so sweet
Without me rockin', it's incomplete
So rock this, y'all, rock that, y'all
Rock on and don't you dare stop
You rock this, rock that, and that's a fact
'Cause the Jam On Crew will rock your body right back
Rock a steam locomotive right off the track
And give the whole wide world a funk attack
Now to the beat y'all, get down
Let me rock it to the rhythm of the funky sound
From hill to hill, from sea to sea
And when Jam On's rockin', everybody screams
(Jam on it) Jam on it, jam on and on, on and on it
And if you're feelin' like you want to dance all night
Then go on ahead and flaunt it
'Cause jammin' on is what we do best
It's what separates us from the rest
And if you don't think I'll cruise down for real
Let me tell what happened to the Man of Steel
See Superman had come to town to see who he could rock
He blew away every crew he faced until he reached our block
His speakers were three stories high with woofers made of steel
And when we brought our set outside he said, "Achoo" for real
He said, "I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set
I don't need no fans to cool my amps, I just use my super breath
I could fly three times around the world without missin' a beat
I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet"
(And then he turned his power on and the ground began to move)
(And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove)
(And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he won the fight)
We rocked this bet with a 12 inch cut called Disco Kryptonite
Well, Superman looked up at me, he said, "You rock so naturally"
I said now that you've learned to deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real
I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race
I do it right 'cause I can't do it wrong
That's why the whole world is singin' this song
(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam-j-j-jam on it
As days turn to night and night turns to day
Whatever time it is I want to hear you say
(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam on-on-on, jam on it
Jam all around and upside down
And keep jammin' to the Jam On Production sound

[Outro]
(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam-j-j-jam on it
I said Jam On is the funky beat that takes control
With a sure shot boogie that'll rock your soul
(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam-j-j-jam on it (Jam on it, jam on it)
Get outta your seat and jam to the beat
And don't you dare stop 'til early mornin'
Jam on it, jam on it, jam on it, jam on it
Jam on it, jam on it, jam on it, jam on it
(Yeah, that's how you do it Cozmo)
(You rocked it, that's the way you do it)
(Yeah, like, did you see where he went about quarter and he started doing this?)
(Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki, Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki)
(Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki, Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki)
(Ah, man, this is too funky for me, I'm going home)
(Hey, Mergatroid, let's go)
(Hey, you fellas seen my sister Mergatroid?)
(She was standin' over here just a minute ago)
(Yeah, I think I saw her over there with Grand D)
(He's rockin' the mic, you know)
(The beat is fresh y'all, yeah, fresh)