Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail
Everyone in my administration started to wail
Indictments handed down to the whole west wing
You should've heard my lawyer Michael Cohen sing

Let’s rock
Everybody let's rock
Everybody with a white house job
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

Robert Mueller said the Russians fixed my votes
Manafort was caught lying under oath
Rick Gates, Sam Patten, Michael Flynn
And don’t forget George Papadapolous

Let's rock
Everybody let's rock
Everybody with a white house job
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

Manafort spoke to Julian Assange
Elvis' hair is black and mine's orange
I'm all shook up, the walls are closing in
I'm a hunk of burning love for Vladdy Putin

Let’s rock
Everybody let’s rock
Everybody with a white house job
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

Everybody’s...
In the jail house...
With me...

Fake news!