Jackass Hater

**HOOK (chant-style, 4 bars):**
*He-aw, he-aww,* he always got somethin’ draggin’
*He-aw, he-aww,* he always got tailgate saggin’
*He-aw, he-aww,* he always got duct on that
Yeah, I’m the one pullin’ up—on these jackasses (ugh!)

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**VERSE 1 (16 bars):**
Blinker like a limp wrist, swingin’ in the wind (ugh!)
Still hit the lot like I came here to win (yuh!)
Tires bald, but the girl ridin’ shotgun bad—
She don’t mind squeaks, long as I make ‘em last (son!)

They point like, *“he aww, he always act like that”*
But I still park crooked with my dignity intact
Bed full of tools, cooler full of sins
Tailgate click when I open—*still lets me in*

I ain’t changin’ nothin’ for a Facebook post (nah)
I’m the joke that make you choke when you laugh too close
Y’all paint your trucks, I just pray mine crank
But I still get waves when I pull past the bank (ha!)

Say I’m broke? I’m rich in nerve
With a W-2 hangin’ where your flag should serve
They mock like mules, I just nod and chew
‘Cause I smell like work, and I look like proof (git wit it!)

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**HOOK (repeat):**
*He-aw, he-aww,* he always got somethin’ draggin’
*He-aw, he-aww,* he always got tailgate saggin’
*He-aw, he-aww,* he always got duct on that
Yeah, I’m the one pullin’ up—on these jackasses (ight!)

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**VERSE 2 (16 bars):**
Dent in the door from a doe I clipped (ugh!)
Didn’t fix it—now it’s part of my script (yuh!)
Every scar on this frame got a name and a date
Like, *“that right there? That’s from 2008.”* (son!)

No shine on my ride, just real daylight
With a bootprint gas pedal