Jack the Bastard

[Verse 1]
Meet Jack the bastard
He's born without a face
He breeds disaster
Everywhere he stays
Searching for his maker
Which he may never find
His mama was a shaker
With a sweet heart-shaped behind

[Pre-Chorus]
He just goes any way the wind blows
He doesn't know the way
It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll
He doesn't know the way

[Chorus]
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)
Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
Meet Jack the bastard

[Verse 2]
He's a manic mayday
He's another Attila the Hun
Someone pissed in his Wheaties
No picnic for the father and son
Searching for gold in a coal mine
Just turns your fingers black
From Seattle to the Carolines
With a dead monkey on your back

[Pre-Chorus]
He just goes any way the wind blows
He doesn't know the way
It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll
He doesn't know the way

[Chorus]
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)
Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)
He's a son of a bitch and he's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone
Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)

[Pre-Chorus]
He just goes any way the wind blows
He doesn't know the way
It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll
He doesn't know the way

[Chorus]
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)
Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)
He's a son of a bitch and he's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone
Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)
Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
Meet Jack the bastard (Bastard)
He's a son of a bitch and he's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone
Oh no, oh no, no