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[Chorus: J-Walk]
Jackin' off to alien porn
Jackin' off to alien porn
Jackin' off to alien porn
Jackin' off to alien porn

[Verse 1: J-Walk]
Jackin' off to alien porn since I was born
Fightin' the Gorn from planet Gorn outside the planets
Huntin' for the mysteries inside the forest
Trying to find out if Bigfoot is real so I can picture
Reading alien scriptures from fuckin' Egypt
Tryna dis-confirm the fuckin' facts of their technology
So that I can figure out what they were thinking
When they came and planted humans on this planet I'm living on

[Chorus: J-Walk]
Jackin' off to alien porn
Jackin' off to alien porn
Jackin' off to alien porn
Jackin' off to alien porn

[Verse 2: Jimmy V]
Jimmy V, just jacking off
Looking, oh my god, I'm lost in that fog
Close Encounters of the Third Kind came through
I have my third eye, got it from ancient aliens
Now I'm flailing and impaling and I came through
And I'm saying what I'm saying, come through
Never playing 'cause I'm ancient
Looking like a motherfuckin' tall gray
Jimmy V hooked up your bitch, yeah today
Get that probe, get that probe
Get that probe