J.a.R.V.I.S.

[Verse 1]
Brotherhood of Evil Mutants member (yeah)
With an M on my face in case you don't remember
For my people in Genosha and Madripoor
What I'm rapping for
This is what you're asking for, it's why I'm sent ta
Rip apart every mic to like every kid's delight
For the desperate housewives and the comic book guys
Look guys, man I done rapped about so many things
I can't even remember what I'm rapping about now
Remind me
Rappers say they're making Sean Carter money
Man they ain't even making John Carter money
Ain't it funny? Made a living full time online dummy
While your mom's like
"maybe you should try harder, honey" yeah
And I ain't livin' in that nerdy bubble
Man I'm down in the trenches like a dirty shovel
This ain't a sub-tweet man, if I said it I meant it
And if you ain't on the same frequency
Better listen Kenneth, hey yo, know what I'm saying?
Now check this out, unh

[Chorus]
Just a rather very intelligent system
In my field of vision like whenever I'm on a mission
Every mic I'm gripping; dropping it too
Every suit I'm rocking though i'm rocking for you
The J.a.R.V.I.S. rap like when the art creator
Tested mic against a heart attack
This is technology pushed to the limits
This is the future and we're living right in it
The future

[Verse 2]
Sean Cassidy spitting
So bombastically written
I'm Sundance and Butch Cassidy swimming
Because the fall is gonna kill ya if you don't drown first
More internet fame: more problems; worse
Because saying Adam WarRock released a new track
Is kinda like saying that the sun came up jack
Or saying how the best part of Fu-Schnickens is Shaq
I'm half public enemy half backstreet's back
Hold on, damn, what are you saying man?
I'm saying, sometimes yeah I listen to boy bands
Sometimes I'm sick of rap; All that yakkity yak
About a strap in a backpack and how rappers are wack
Cause that's the kind of music that I made
When I was younger and stupider yo
But now I've got a stupider flow
I'd rather use it to make music that does light
Talkin' bout the Zeitgeist or how
Magneto was right

[Chorus]
Just a rather very intelligent system
In my field of vision like whenever I'm on a mission
Every mic I'm gripping; dropping it too
Every suit I'm rocking though i'm rocking for you
The J.a.R.V.I.S. rap like when the art creator
Tested mic against a heart attack
This is technology pushed to the limits
This is the future and we're living right in it
The future

[Verse 3]
Here, rapping is easy
I take a nerdy reference then I flip it around
You don't believe me?
If I said come against me you stupid boss
After a battle take a Kal-L a super loss; Get it?
See nobody wants to hear that for an hour straight
You'd rather hear me talk about how Matt Lauer's great
And if you think you do it better?
Yo sour grapes
Y'all more bitter than the look on Bill Cower's face
Get it?!
I'd rather rap about Spider-Man and Doc Ock
And some dope chicken wings I had at poc poc
I'd never grind some of y'all worse than rock salt
How otherwise I stay quiet like the owner of lockjaw
So give a "ha ha" if y'all still think nerd rap
Is stupid or pointless man
Haven't they heard rap
I took what I love and turned that
Into rap a little more relate-able
Now that ya heard that

[Chorus]
Just a rather very intelligent system
In my field of vision like whenever I'm on a mission
Every mic I'm gripping; dropping it too
Every suit I'm rocking though i'm rocking for you
The J.a.R.V.I.S. rap like when the art creator
Tested mic against a heart attack
This is technology pushed to the limits
This is the future and we're living right in it
The future