Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
Loudon Wainwright III
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero
I wouldn't have mess with men and all their come and go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo!
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
I'd sleep with women only—man, it would be great
I could throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't wanna mate
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight, hey!
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke
I would hang with K. D. Lang—Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung
It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung
Other things are more important—like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
(I dare Casey Kasem to play this!)
I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true
But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do
But if I was a lesbian, I wouldn't have to!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo
(I hate that damn machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
Iwiwal was written by Loudon Wainwright III.
Loudon Wainwright III released Iwiwal on Mon Oct 02 1995.