Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl

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Oh itsy bitsy titsy girl
Where are you?
Oh itsy bitsy titsy
Said our love was true
Oh my itsy bitsy titsy
So young and so unused

Now itsy bitsy titsy
Plays a mean hop-scotch
As she does her little ditty
I can stare at her crotch
Oh my itsy bitsy titsy
Little queen of double dutch

Now itsy bitsy titsy girl
Where are you?
Oh itsy bitsy titsy
With those eyes so blue
Oh I love how itty bitty
Little blouse is so see through

So itsy bitsy titsy
Now you're off to camp
But I bet
Those itty bitty undies still are damp
I'll be waiting for September
In the playground outside your class

Now itsy bitsy titsy
Quit when I wasn't through
I found a place to keep her hid
Where nobody knew
Now my itsy bitsy titsy
Lights up all of my afternoons

Oh itsy bitsy titsy
As I came she blew
Still she doesnt hold
Her candle to her black silk suit
As she clutches itsy bitsy titsy
Now we're three from two