It Takes Balls

[Sue]:
It takes guts for you to show up here
With your North-Face gear
Like it's 19 circa ’96

[Meg]
You haven't changed one bit, your hipster beard
With your local beer

[Leia]
And your Paul Revere looking outfit

[Sue]:
It takes nuts for you to show up late
All in shape, looking like the wolf of wall street

[All]:
Well it takes dunce for you to
Oh what's that?
Oh what’s that?
Oh what's that?
Oh what's that?

[Henrietta]
Ruby

[Eve]
Diamond

[Marge]:
Name

[Leia]:
Gary

[All]:
It takes balls
To be balls to the wall! (Oh, Oh, Oh!)
It takes stones to admit
That you think that you're above it
And you don't miss it at all!
It takes big fat fucking balls
To be balls to the wall!
To be balls to the wall!

[Leia]:
I got a four-bedroom condo
Strap my bike to the Jag
And me and Gary like to summer out east

[Marge]:
I got a four-bathroom house!

[Henrietta]:
It's your parents', Marge

[Marge]:
It's rent controlled and needs to lease

[Henrietta]:
Let’s stop the dick measuring and talk a little bit about how

[All]:
Eve’s a priest

[Meg]:
Can I confess to you Eve?

[Eve]:
What have you got to say, Meg?

[Meg]:
I see your mom on the reg

[All]:
It takes balls
To be balls to the wall! (Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!)
It takes stones to admit
That you think that you're above it
Either out or you’re in and I know that you're standing
Big fat sloppiness (Yeah!)
To say that you miss it back!
I know that you recall
When we were balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
Big fat fucking balls!
Balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
Big fat fucking balls!
Balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
Balls to the wall!
[Fades Out]