It’s The Best Thing For You

Oh, I'd like to take your clothes off
Underneath the Eisenhower Bridge
Yes, I'd like to throw them off
The highest point of the Tallahatchee Bridge
As it looks so much finer than to be in Carolina
With no clothes on
Yes, it looks so much finer with no clothes on, goodness knows

All the fellas at the store
They all want some of what you have
Would it be a crime if you didn't share?
Especially when you got what everybody wants
But nobody's got but you

It's the best thing for you, darling
It's the best thing for us all
It's the best thing for you, sweetheart
If you had no clothes on at all

We're in the same grade school and I love you
I've loved you ever since I kicked over the kindergarten wall
I saw you standing on the other side, dear
You were peeking in our bathroom without any clothes on at all

Cindy Lou's your middle name, dad was Francis Drake
Your mom, she lived in Florida thirty years
Until she got bit by a poisonous rattle snake

It's the best thing for you, darling
It's the best thing for us all
It's the best thing for you, sweetheart
If you had no clothes on at all

I think that you're just about fine for me
And if you're near, stand over here alone with me
Come on and stand over here

It's the best thing for you, darling
It's the best thing for us all
It's the best thing for you, sweetheart
If you had no clothes on at all