It’s Still Pronounced Rules

[Verse 1: UpgradedMoon as Rouxls Kaard]
Ahoyeth, worms!
This time I’m prepared for thoust fooles
Though mainly I’m here for hors d’oeuvres
Now you’ll learn
That thou canst not fight against the rules
Wait, thou’rt stilleth fighting! The nerve!
I won’t attack
So to shooteth you I hirede these guys
Now danceth and beeth amazed!
Lancer, thou ass!
Stop recruitinge them to thy side!
It’s hard to finde good help these dayse…

[Chorus: UpgradedMoon as Rouxls Kaard]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I, the adversary of yon Funneth Gang
Shall prove mine worthe to whomstevereth reigns
Thou arteth fooles to challengeth the rules
A greatere foe thou’ll nevere find
That is how mine game’s designed

[Verse 2]
Thinketh I’m beate?
With mine new alliese, thou’lt’ve find
Thine thrashed asses beeth in trouble
Lanino! Elnina!
Together our love never dies!
Now we beeth the real power throuple!
Hand in hand! (In hand!)
For three hearts are better than one (Three beeth better than one!)
Through me art their broken hearts mended!
Here we stand!
This battle has truly begun!
Though it would beeth cooler if it endede

[Chorus: KyleWright as Lanino & UprisingAttorney as Elnina, UpgradedMoon as Rouxls Kaard, All]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
We said we would be forever/I, the adversary of yon Funneth Gang
Weather always sticks together
I must tolerate another
If it means I’ll have my lover/Shall prove mine worthe!
It leaves me feeling funny
Pain is worth it for my honey/To whomevereth reigns
This discomfort I can take
To save my heart from break
Fading moon and wispy clouds/Thou arteth fooles
But at least we’re together now
Hope we’ll find a shining sun/To challengeth the rules
To save my darling honeybun/A greatere foe thou’ll never find
Still love to find, whatever
Worms wriggle into the weather
Stick together and we will be fine
That is how this game’s designed!/That is how mine game’s designed!

[Verse 2: UpgradedMoon as Rouxls Kaard, KyleWright as Lanino, UprisingAttorney as Elnina, Lanino & Elnina]
Okaye, guys
I sense thou aren’teth focused on ye fight
It’s not giving us satisfaction…
That is why
I train thee with laser pointere lights!
That will rid ye of yon distraction!
We’re growing strong!
A throuple with sun and the moon!
Well, actually, I’m a cloud…
Oh mine god
But we’ll get through that mistake, mine boos
Now I’m thinking that three’s a crowd…

[Chorus: KyleWright as Lanino & UprisingAttorney as Elnina, UpgradedMoon as Rouxls Kaard, All]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
We said we would be forever/I, the adversary of yon Funneth Gang
Weather always sticks together
I must tolerate another
If it means I’ll have my lover/Shall prove mine worthe!
It leaves me feeling funny
Pain is worth it, for my honey/To whomevereth reigns
This discomfort I can take
To save my heart from break
Fading moon and wispy clouds/Thou arteth fooles
But at least we’re together now
Hope we’ll find a shining sun/To challengeth the rules
To save my darling honeybun/A greatere foe thou’ll never find
Still love to find, whatever
Worms wriggle into the weather
Stick together and we will be fine
That is how this game’s designed!/That is how mine game’s designed!

[Outro: UpgradedMoon as Rouxls Kaard]
Oh god dammit