It’s Great to Be A Guy

[All the males:]
It's great to be a man
It's swell to be a guy!

[Timmy and Cosmo:]
To scratch and dig
And pick and itch...
And no one asks us why!

[Timmy:]
We like to fight!

[Cosmo:]
We like to race!

[All the males:]
We grow our hair
On every place!

[Mr. Turner:]
And everybody knows
It's wrong to cry!

[All the males:]
It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy!

[Timmy:]
It's great to be a male
It rocks to be a dude!

[Timmy and Cosmo:]
To eat and burp...
And fart and spit
And kill all of your food!

[Male:]
We like to hit?
We like to punch!

[Mr. Turner:]
Do we like corn?

[Dinkleberg:]
I've got a hunch!

[Timmy, Cosmo, and Mr. Turner:]
And we like launching missiles in the sky!

[All the males:]
It's great to be a hairy, smelly

[Cosmo:]
Check it out, I got a belly!

[All the males:]
Great to be a hairy, smelly guy!

[Cosmo:]
Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!

[Timmy:]
It's great to be a guy
That's why I sing this song!

[Cosmo:]
But I can't help
But stop and think
That maybe something's wrong!

[Timmy:]
But I've got meat
And I got fire!

[Cosmo:]
There's nothing else that I require!

[All the males:]
Except perhaps a massive pizza pie!
Because it's great to be a guy!
G-U-Y
Yes, Guy!
Burp