It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Islandmas

[Intro]
Merry Christmas from the Executioner
And a happy New Year from the Island
Guys, be quiet
I'm trying to do this, man! (Sorry, dad!)
It's okay, son
They don't know I have a kid, so don't say anything

[Verse 1]
It's beginning to look a lot like Islandmas
Bars on every song
Take a look at the Late Knight Drive
There's one on Airdrop Kid as well
The kind of bars that make the room set fire
It's beginning to look a lot like Islandmas
Bars
Yeah, I'm drawing blanks here, guys
I'm gonna keep it a buck fifty
But the Island that we bring
Is the one with heat

[Verse 2]
A pair of Payden McKnights
And a J Coyn Drive
Airdrop Kid
Good one for-
I wa- I know- I was really going there, somethin'
For a second, y'know?
And Island just can't wait for J Coyn Drive to drop again

[Verse 3]
It's beginning to look a lot like Islandmas
Executioner
Initiated
Execution initiated
And I don't know what I'm doing with this song
It's beginning to look like I stole this instrumental
From Michael Bublé
He sounds like Michael Boobie
But I can't say that on the song
Payden please make sure you cut this out (I won't!)
Dang it!

[Bridge]
This is the bridge, so I don't even have to sing here if I don't want to
Oh, give it here, son
Give me the beer, son
Come here, son
Give me the beer, son
Give me the beer, son
Thank you, son (You're welcome!)
Yes, of course
Beatbox!

[Verse 4]
It's beginning to look a lot like Islandmas
Ay, ay, ay
Beatboxing in the studio
Uh huh, uh huh
I'm an Island Collective member
Named executioner
I've got a nice beat to go behind me
From my son, who fetches me beers
Yeah, uh, uh

[Outro]
Guys, this is actually, this is a sad song, y'know?
I'll let Payden play the piano for this last part (I'll Payden solo!)
Payden solo
You guys don't know this
And I love people
Merry Christmas to everybody
That was actually terrible
Never get on the mic again
That was my feature that you payed for, Ethan!
Never get on the mic again!
I payed- You payed for this!
You're about to pay me back!
You spat all over the mic
This freaking mic, you gross person!
It was probably me
Micah!
From when I beatboxed
Frickin' ugh, Micah, you're never joining the Island after that
Oh my lord
No, please, give me another chance!
Okay, there you go
I love you guys, Island Collective
Merry Christmas (Shway!)