It’s All Gone

[Verse 1]
Friday nights, I'm thinking house party, don't want to dress up
And I don't need to hit the gym, I can do a press-up
Walking out on the high street, nobody can mess up
The bop in my step, I'm alright, let's get up
Then everything all switched up, I was feeling all mixed up
The rain started pouring down, this weather needs to fix up
And my jumper's wet, and my hair's a mess
And my phone has gone dead, I didn't see your text
Keep myself in check, but I'm never feeling sorry
For myself until I got splashed by a passing lorry (Fuck sake)
It's gonna be one mad day, Pete Tong
But I wouldn't have it any other way

[Chorus]
Man, it's one of them days wherе it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battеry's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong

[Verse 2]
It's a Friday night and everybody's moving mad
She said, "My parents are off and there's no one in my flat"
And now there's sixty-eight people jumping on the couch
Watch your mouth, stressin' out, people fucking up the house
There's a knock at the door and she's stressed, who's that?
Someone kicked in the door and I think it was her dad
Had his face bright red, he's vexed, he didn't want to chat
And at the top of his lungs, he shouted, "Everybody out"
I'm in the bathroom, loving it, I throw up on the mat
And I think I broke a sink and I nearly broke the tap
I saw her dad and he saw me and now I'm running out the back
I got my phone out of charge and I need to call a cab
Looked up from the back seat and I can't believe, I swear
It's that same taxi driver that I bumped for his fare
He's like, "You again? You rascal, you ain't going nowhere"
Man, it's one of them days where I think I've had a mare

[Chorus]
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong

[Bridge]
(I'm Pete Tong...)

[Chorus]
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong
Man, it's one of them days where it's all going wrong
I pick up the phone and the battery's gone, Pete Tong
It's all gone Pete Tong
I don't even wanna talk no more, it's gone Pete Tong