It’s a Long Way (From Your House to My House)

Oh gosh darn it, there goes that last butt
Come on, sweet, let's walk it. Here we go

It's a long way from your house to my house
And the last bus passed us long ago
Goodnight, my sweet, I love you very very
Oh my poor feet, is this trip necessary?

It's a long way from your lips to my lips
And your lips, to me, are divine
So have a little sympathy, say that you'll marry me
It's such a long way from your house to mine

Walk those squares and dodge those lines
Gee, I feel light enough to skip home

It's a long way from your house to my house
Your lips, to me, are divine
So have a little sympathy, say that you'll marry me
It's such a long way from your house to mine

Ahem, can I get in for five minutes more?
You mean this is goodnight after I walked you all the way home?
It's such a long way from your house to mine
You know it is even longer going back to my house, geez?