IT Literal Trailer Lyrics

Safely folding piece of paper...
(Warner Bros. Pictures)
(New Line Cinema)
Into boat for little brother
"This'll lead you to safety."
"I believe you!"
"Just follow it wherever it goes."
"Just follow it."
Little brother takes his Safety Boat
His trusted brother made him
To the flooded street
Then he sends it in the
Freakin' gutter
Safety Boat: Blindly Run Behind It
AHH!!
GAHH!!
F***!
OH S***!
God DANGIT Valter Skarsgard's Brother...
Saftey Boat: That Name's A Misnomer
"NOOOooooo....."
"Just follow it wherever it goes."
"Just follow it."
He follows it to wherever it went...
And closely looks for it
But it is nowhere to be seen
He leans in close
And finds ANOTHER IT
AHH!!
God DANGIT Valter Skarsgard's Brother...
From STEPHEN KING's
TERRIFYING NOVEL
Wide-shot
Town that IT has come to
Kill these people, and these people
Until people set a curfew-
But it will be too late
Hothot Asian woman posting
Missing Person Poster
(Why'd you even say she was Asian?)
White Kid turn around
Red Balloon floating out
(Why would you even say
The Balloon was Red?)
Darkness. Darkness. Darkness
...Darkness
*GASP*
OOH, look, a TUNNEL!
Let's ALL GO IN THERE!
"No.. gu.. guys. A tunnel?
We're gonna die in a tunnel guys."
"Oh."
*GASP*
OOH, look, a MURDER HOUSE!
Let's ALL GO IN THERE!
...
"Yeah
Let's do it
That's much better
Let's go."
Load projection screen
In the Murder House
Where a bunch of kids
Try to find a demon that eats kids
"It's WORTH it! I'd LOVE to!"
"I swear to gosh I have Asthma."
The projection screen starts
Projecting all on it's own
'cause it wanted to share
Some family fun photos
'Cause the family loved
To take all of their kids and go
To a place where inconveniently
Timed wind would blow
And the photographer couldn't
Wait for the wind to stop
So he just kept taking pictures
"I HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU IN THE BOOK!"
"She DOES?!?"
IT IS COMING
This September
Everybody's Gonna Di-
"OH MY GOD A BALLOON!"
"A BALLOON!
OH MY...WHAT?! Oh."
"IT'S A MONSTER HAND! AHH!"
ARE
You gonna let those people out?
YOU
Should probably move your face
NOT you I don't wanna see it
That's what I'm AFRAID OF
*gulp*
"WHEEW"
"Uhh. Umm...."
"Do you watch Tobuscus?"
"No..."
"You should watch Tobuscus ;)"
"You should watch Tobu.."
"You should watch Tobuscus :-)"
"You should watch TOFUSCUS >XD"
"Oh SH..."
BA DA DOO DA DOO DO DOO DA DOO
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September 8th
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