It Has To Be Her

[TOWNSPERSON, spoken]
Oh no, this is an outrage

[TOWNSPERSON, spoken]
Who would have done such a thing?

[MASTER OF CEREMONIES]
It's that girl, it's that girl she's the cause of our trouble
Our late turn of fate all was brought on by her

[SOLO WOMAN 2]
That freak, so unchic, she alone burst our bubble

[SOLO MAN 1]
The rude one

[SOLO WOMAN 3]
The crude one, it has to be her

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
It has to be her
It has to be her

[ALL WOMEN]
Most every great disaster has a villain
A real bad apple who's the one to hate
There's only one of us fun to hate
And we all know who she is
She will not prеss her dress or put on make up
Shе's way too slovenly to take a bath
Won't get a manicure, do the math
And we all know who she is

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Well guess who, confess, who it's bad Cinderella
We see who, it's she who is solely to blame
She should be arrested, she's mad Cinderella
A hot mess her head should be hanging in shame

[SOLO WOMAN 3]
She doesn't give a toss for her appearance

[SOLO WOMAN 4]
She won't wash, comb, or even dye her hair

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
We'd like to strangle her by her hair
And we all know who she is
A pain plain as day she is bad Cinderella
Unclean too, she's mean too, recalcitrant, plus
She's snarky and snide, barking mad Cinderella
She stinks and she thinks she is better than us
A hag no one'd shag, she is mean Cinderella
In truth she's uncouth, doesn't care how she looks
An odd one, a clod, she's obscene Cinderella
Her nose in the air, and her head in her books
Well guess who, confess, who, it's bad Cinderella
We see who, it's she who is solely to blame
She should be arrested she's mad Cinderella
A hot mess, her head should be hanging in shame

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Did somebody say my name?