It Doesn’t Matter

I'm a friend of Mister Pastry
I'm a friend of Allen Jones
I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey
I'm a friend of your chromosomes
I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe
I'm a friend of Michael Miles
I'm a friend of Jim Morisson
I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if I come on the night, can I come in free?
Well, I'm a friend of Egon Schiele
I'm a friend of Mister Spock
I'm a friend of Doctor Kildare
I'm a friend of the Woodentops
And I'm a friend of Danny Angel
I'm a friend of Freda Payne
I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer
I'm a friend of big John Wayne
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
And I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if I come on the night, can I come in free?
I'm a friend of David Bowie
I'm a friend of Bonny White
I'm a friend of Charly Chester
I'm a friend of Eric Fromm
I'm a friend of Perry Como
I'm a friend of your dad's son
I'm a friend of Oprah Askin
I'm a friend of everyone
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
And I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if I come on the night, can I get in free?
(The lyrics for the two last verses my not be true. Please Email me if