It Can’t Happen Here (Live From Edinboro, PA - May 8, 1974)

[Intro]
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I've been checkin' it out, baby
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
Ba-ba-ba-bop
That it can't happen here

[Verse 1]
Who could imagine?
That they would freak out somewhere in Kansas
Kansas, Kansas, do-do-do-do do-do

[Verse 2]
Who could imagine?
That they would freak out in Minnesota
Muh-muh Minnesota, muh-muh Minnesota
Who could imagine?

[Verse 3]
Who could imagine?
That they would freak out in Washington D.C
A.C., D.C., bap-bap-bap
A.C., D.C., bap-bap-bap
A.C., D.C., bap-bap-bap
A.C., D.C

[Interlude]
Excuse me, Dick, but
I remembеr tu-tu
I remember tu-tu
I rеmember tu-tu
We have a swimming pool
I remember tu-tu
I remember tu-tu
I remember tu-tu
We had some water for the swimming pool
And we thought it couldn't happen here
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da

[Outro]
We thought it couldn't happen, but, Suzy!
Yes?
Suzy Creamcheese
What is it?
This is the voice of your conscience, honey
And I just wanna check one thing out with you
What is it?
Suzy Creamcheese, my dearest my darling
What's got into you?