Island Girls (Skit)

Victor: Excuse me darling, hello darling, hello darling

HoodCelebrityy: Yes, wha'hm?

Victor: What is your name? You look beautiful, I want to see that face

HoodCelebrityy: Yeah? Tongues, mi name HoodCelebrityy, wha'hm?

Victor: Yuh name is Hood, Celebrity?

HoodCelebrityy: HoodCelebrityy, yes

Victor: Oh voilà, I'm Victor, yes see—you have a boyfriend?

HoodCelebrityy: Wah yuh mean if mi a boyfriend, wah that haffi do wit' you?

Victor: Because I like how you say that to me, "wah it haffi do wit' you?" I like that, that made me feel good

HoodCelebrityy: *laughs* Dat man ya no easy a nun, a wah happen to you man?

Victor: It make mi feel good, I not lie to you like that

HoodCelebrityy: *laughs*

Victor: Dat laugh like that, you know, you have a accent, you in the, you a island girl, I know that

HoodCelebrityy: How you know that? Where yuh know 'bout, where yuh know 'bout island girl? Where yuh know we're from?

Victor: Oh, I'm an island men so I have to know the island girls and every year I'm in the Eastern Pakway, you know, live up the [?] and wining and taking the girls

HoodCelebrityy: What island yuh from?

Victor: I come from Haiti

HoodCelebrityy: *laughs*

Victor: [?] but I know all the island, you know? The Jamaican girls teach me, you know how to the Bogo, to go all the way down, you know, the [?] girls, they show me how to wine, you know, something they call wine, you know, you move your waist fast, ay, the [?] girls, they give me frying fish and then after that, they give me more fish, look at what you mean, ay, the Dominican girls, who I, they make me feel so, you know, you know, they make me feel, you know, happy

HoodCelebrityy: *laughs*

Victor: You know, not the happy like 'I'm watching TV' but happy, you know

HoodCelebrityy: What kind of happy?

Victor: [?] happy, okay

HoodCelebrityy: Mi understand everyting wah ya seh but mi no really think much about island girls and I'ma tell 'bout island girls, wait