[Intro: Ham Sandwich]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah (Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah)
(Yeah) It's just me and Drip (Yeah)
(Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
Open a can of whoop ass on a nigga
Put boots on his temple, this shit is a holy war
Shorty been buffin' me up for, like, eight hundred years
Got me feel like that nigga from Overlord
Drippin' this shit, niggas lookin' Titanic
Can't handle the waves, so we throwin' him overboard
Ice on my body, Lalatina big racks
Slide like Puck, how I'm causin' a polar vortex
Hit a nigga like sword art, gun gale
Put him deep in that water like Huntail
Bad bitch on me like she came from the thumbnail
Pull a bitch like a gacha game bum whale
You niggas probably ain't even make one sale
Toss 'em straight out the box like junk mail
Rich old head got a stick like DuckTales
Ham San', but the bread ain't become stale (Bitch)
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
Hit like a truck (Yessir)
He get isekai'd, wanna play god? (Yeah)
You can meet the guy up in his house (Yeah), get it redesigned (Ooh)
Up in her spine (Yeah, yeah, yeah), get it realigned
Knock him and book it (Yessir), ain't a read along (Nah)
Immortalize him (Ooh), he can be a song (Damn)
K with a Ruger (Bah), who you sleepin' on? (Yeah)
Re:Zero runback (Yes), I can see beyond (Sir)
Chop at his chest, get him slimed out
Don't even fade him, just turn him inside out, uh (Damn)
We let him fuck 'round and find out
Tanya my hitter and she never strikeout, uh (Bah)
My shooter shootin' the lights out
We don't play no games, he has no life now, uh (Damn)
I'd rather have stayed in the hideout
Last of our people, but none of us died out, uh
[Verse 2: Ham Sandwich]
She take the D like it's Bofuri
Both of these shorty want me in them ovaries
Hopefully Maine finna make us some shampoo (No one saw Bookworm)
Well, if you watched it you'd know the scene
White Whale niggas, we swallow 'em totally
Pause that, bury his body, he go beneath
Mondstadt, Venti beside me, we blowin' tree
Masked up, shoot the nigga flag down, Sogeking
[Verse 3: Drip$tick]
Smokin' a fire potion, I might overheat
Campfire cookin', me and Ham are prone to eat
Konosuba pull the drip, they know it's me
Dawn of the witch, pull the stick, solar beam
I had a solo team it
I'm in a whole 'nother world, I don't know the reason
But I hold a VISA
You're observin' the stars, you Rosalina
Stackin' EXP, you takin' forty seasons
I think you rappers got Alzheimer's (Why?)
Why you actin' like devils? We know you a part-timer
Clock in soon as you came in the booth
Like Aurora Kaymin in the booth, how we all tired
Need a healer for my ears, we're not fighting
Think we're not top five? Then we gotta archive ya
Bro on my side, that's Ranga, my Rottweiler
Don't be surprised if my dog slimes ya
[Verse 4: Ham Sandwich & Drip$tick]
Yeah, Tanya my shotta, my chopper unblockable
Talk illogical, we knockin' his monocle
Droppin' whatever, don't care if I'm popular
Tryna keep my circle small as a follicle
Tryna get in my faction, that's impossible
Y'all give me interactions, I ain't blockin' you
But I will mute y'all/i> (Yeah)
Y'all yap, I'ma make it inaudible (Yeah)
Yadda-yadda-yadda, all on my monitor
Y'all make the group chat look like philosophers
Stay in the shadows, my niggas unlockables
We locked in, get 'em locked up, and we barrin' you
I upgraded my specs, disarmin' you
Way that I'm in that cat, could put my my arm through
This song hit like a truck, lil' car move
We makin' bank just rappin' 'bout cartoons (Yeah)
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
Hit like a truck (Yessir)
He get isekai'd, wanna play god? (Yeah)
You can meet the guy up in his house (Yeah), get it redesigned (Ooh)
Up in her spine (Yeah, yeah, yeah), get it realigned
Knock him and book it (Yessir), ain't a read along (Nah)
Immortalize him (Ooh), he can be a song (Damn)
K with a Ruger (Bah), who you sleepin' on? (Yeah)
Re:Zero runback (Yes), I can see beyond (Sir)
Chop at his chest, get him slimed out
Don't even fade him, just turn him inside out, uh (Damn)
We let him fuck 'round and find out
Tanya my hitter and she never strikeout, uh (Bah)
My shooter shootin' the lights out
We don't play no games, he has no life now, uh (Damn)
I'd rather have stayed in the hideout
Last of our people, but none of us died out, uh
ISEKAI was written by Ham Sandwich (USA) & Drip$tick.
Ham Sandwich (USA) released ISEKAI on Fri Oct 10 2025.