Is This a Party or a Dick Measuring Contest?

The bar fills up and the drinks start mixing
A cluster fuck of shame dispensed to lower your neck
By the time the bar keep hits the table
My sights are set on tonight's last pathetic attempt

Movin' like a huntress across the dance floor
We meet at the waist and re-discover our flaws
She's shaking hard when I sniffle so softly
She drops her glass and knees right down to the floor

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

As I show her to the basement apartment
That has been built on endless nights like this
I hear words never so clearly
I won't stop till your on your knees baby please, please

I understand this might might come as a shocker
You're not the first, there's always time left for last
Don't get upset, you were somewhat still worth it
But at the top you gotta flip this shit fast