Is He or Isn’t He?

[Intro]
Is he or isn't he?
Is he or isn't he?

[Verse 1]
He had a story to tell
But Art keeps insisting
(One part shy, two swell)
That he's just no good at stories

[Verse 2]
So Artie buys you a drink
Autumn's left him for another
Then he drops it discrete
So and so's his brother

[Pre-Chorus]
Prince of no depression, no?
Barely an expression, yeah?

[Chorus]
Is he or isn't he who he says he is?
Is he or isn't he who he says he is?

[Verse 3]
Office clerk, engineer
Sweetest guy you'll meet here
Oh we know it's not true but we like him anyway
So we let it lie

[Pre-Chorus]
There'll be disappointed scenesters, yeah
If this is make-believe world, oh

[Chorus]
Is he or isn't he who he says he is?
Is he or isn't he who he says he is?
Is he or isn't he who he says he is?

[Bridge]
Yes, I see his face in yours
Oh, he's coming into town
Sure, you'll bring him by the bar
We're bobbing for apples in a bathtub of pears

[Chorus]
Is he or isn't he who he says he is?
Is he or isn't he who he says he is?
Is he or isn't he who he says he is? (He is)