Is Guava A Donut

Excuse me...
Excuse me, could you tell me please...
Excuse me sir...
Is Dover a seaport?

Sure it's a seaport

Pardon me...
Please sir...
Pardon...
Pardon me but...
Has Grover a passport?

I hope so!

Please sir I say...
Just one second please...
I say...
I say!
Do gophers eat peanuts?

I'm not sure!

Hmm...
I hope you don't mind me asking..
It's been on my mind for some years now...
It's important...
Is guava a donut?

What?
What! What, you say! You know, if I had a mind I could get quite mad, but I bite my bottom lip and persevere, a lad needs to know, y'know, y'know, y'know...

Excuse me...
Excuse me...
But I still have questions...
Sir...

Is Ghana a blood sport?

Don't be ridiculous!

You know, I still have questions