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Today's low has hit minus ten outside earlier today, a new record for today temperature-wise. Good afternoon, Kentuckiana
You're now looking at live pictures, this morning and this afternoon from Sky 11. As you can see, there's still trucks littering the highway as Kentuckiana waits for the big thaw
Hello everybody, I'm Doug Profit along with Rachel Platt. (Feel!)
This is a one-hour special winter storm report from WHAS 11, we've been on the air with you since 5:30 this morning watching day 2, the aftermath of our big storm. Today, it's just about as bad as it was yesterday...

Ugh!
Now made by our mates in the States
It'll take your taste away from the everyday
Who?

First, what we need to tell you, the governer's getting ready to have a news conference. We think what he's going to talk about earlier today, he was asking everyone to stay off the highways except for emergency vehicles
I understand he is talking now, so let's go to governor Brereton Jones live

Every sound that listen from the sky it has its own voice
Every sound that I listen ...
(Every sound that I listen from the sky it has its own voice )

(We are asking that those that are now locked...)
Those that are not in the... The three-way traffic in the interstates we would ask that they would be removed by-

Venerable tradition, by sorcerers, shamans, and other visionaries who have developed and perfected the art of dream travel
The so-called lucid dream state, whereby consciously controlling your dreams you're able to discover things beyond your capacity to apprehend in your awake state

...And we can make certain that we do not allow any hindrance for those that must travel...