​irony’s a bitch

[Intro]
I'm not being dramatic, you tainted me
My shoes are un', tie it in one, two, three
They say, "Karma's a bitch," but what about irony?

[Verse 1]
What about irony?
You blame me, then you do that too, hypocrisy
What? What about irony?
I wouldn't be here if I had the choice
It feels like a Friday but it ain't that noise
Every other ho is staying at home
But these motherfuckers won't leave me alone
There's like a hundred people here max, ET phone home

[Verse 2]
I wish I could phone home
But I'm stuck in this dumbass dome
I wish I could phone, phone home
There's no way to know if the ones who care are even there
T-minus two hours 'til I'll even know
The bowl's gonna overflow, just push me over slow
Bitch, it's overboard
This depression leaves me bored
What did I do? And what's that for?

[Bridge]
What was that for?
I keep to myself all eight
What was that for?
But you won't say that shit to my face
Irony's a—
Irony's a bitch

[Outro]
How'd it get here? Fuck is this timeline?
I would act alright if I got here on time
Isn't my fault, fuck the roads
If they aren't here, I'll just unfold
Like that, snap back, 'cause irony
Irony's a bitch and she don't take sips