Inverted Drug Bust

[Verse 1]
I've heard a tall tale
Although we don't prevail
We didn't even make a sale
Welcome to an inverted drug bust

[Verse 2]
Economics is a difficult thing
We need to create scarcity
Tommy tell me what you think
On creating a marketing team

[Verse 3]
I think I have to victims in mind
Or maybe some customers in time
Tubbo and Sapnap are the gullible kind
We can make them fall in line

[Verse 4]
Welcome to our mini van
Its not a jeep or Toyota brand
There's nothing to see here
We've made it very clear

[Verse 5]
But if you do insist
It's not like we'll resist
We've told you all about the risks
These potion stands will make you shit
So welcome to our mini van