Introduction

The following program has been rated NC-17
By the RIAA certification board
No persons under the age of 17
Will be admitted without parent or legal guardian
And now, the feature presentation

Fighting broke out over night between rival factions
Initial reports claim jet fighter bombed a guerilla base
Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians (myth)

I mean, I was just sitting there
And they walked up on my porch (like a ?)
That's fucking insane
I don't even know why they're fightin' (myth)

Stand up for your country
We need you to fight my war
And I'm not gonna tell you what it's about, just fight (myth)

(? war)
It's more or less a mockery, a hypocrisy of American society (myth)

I was just sittin' on my porch
It came up out the field
Then there was a bright light
I've never been the same since then (myth)

Alien life forms do exist
There is recommended documentation
Proving the fact that they are in existence
And do live in outer space
You can argue the points but the proof is there (myth)

For the love of Christ
You are men of the cloth
We put our faith and our trust in you with our son (myth)

I was told never to talk about what happened
On that day when I was (detcudba ?) *coughing*
The courts and my lawyers suggested that (flesym ot ti peek I ?)
For a large cash settlement (myth)

(They had ?) thought when it was over everybody'd be dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead

Myth, myth, myth...

People, take cover immediately
This is not a test, I repeat this is not a test
You must take shelter immediately
Any kind of cover you have, seek it
This broadcast is off the air for all of our safety
God bless and god speed - we're all gonna die

At the end of life we are sorted by the maker
And pending on the karma of the spirit shall reveal the destination
(...of eternity for each and every one of us)