Introduction

[Skit]
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for a Channel 2 special report...

Good evening, I'm David Callaway. James McEntire is on assignment. We're certain this evening is that everything we never believed in as the human race is now happening...Officials say that this is not a virus and is not airborne-spread. What we're seeing is in fact...*clears throat* the dead walking. The unexplainable masses continues to spread throughout the heartland, with injuries reported to be in the thousands. We will be live for the remainder of the evening covering this, [?] some would call...the apocalypse

[*sound of a prayer in a different language plays*]