INTRO(UNDERACHIEVER)

[VERSE:G.I. JOE]
Alright
Alright
I suck at this rap shit
But I'm goin try it....
Yea
Lets go
Lets go
Okay
Ever since that anger verse I've
Been on a roll like Yahtzee
And you know everytime my
Pen is in hand this pad gets
Murdered cause I draw blood
Like phlebotomy
G.I. JOE
I'm the next prodigy
And if you don't believe me
Go listen to my fucking
Discography
Aight
Picture this
Me
Well known for misogyny
Standing in room full of lesbians
Shooting photography while their
Filming pornography
Check it
Told this one to cum on me but
Shes such a dyke she wouldn't
Get off on me but now shes
Pissed
Got em all to hold me down while
She sat on my chest and she wouldn't
Get off of me!
Bitch!
You call me fucking asshole
But I'm nowhere near sodomy
As a matter of fact I don't even like
Bill Cosby
Whats worse than
Calling a bitch a cunt
Then off she runs screaming
"Your a mutt"
But comes running back when she needs
That monopoly
Though I can't be found
But the bitch should know since she ran
Out screaming "Bite Me" right after
She called me a mutt
She should know that ill be hanging out
Where rottweilers will be!
And I know I wear a spiked collar but ill
Never be on a leash bitch
So quit tryna fucking walk with me
Yall know underachiever is coming out
Soon
So get the cd because I overachieved
On it like I always do
And if anybody gets offended by some
Of my lines in this cd
Quit acting dopey just because I put you
In a line or two
Yea I can showcase a meaningful tone in
Some of my songs but most of the time
I gotta show off a different type of talent
With the pen so when this shit goes up on
YouTube I get all the views!
Been seeing videos on all the news of the
Children against the teachers beating
That ass
I always told all my bitch teachers that we
Would end up teaching them lessons too!
Haha
I possess some kind of possessed mess where
When I say one thing fucked up other shit
Also comes passing through non stop
Until I get on this mic and leak it to you and
I can't stop spitting until I get all this shit passed
On through!
When your listening to my shit you should
Feel an evil presence until you I'm
Possessing
And if I was teacher these right here would
Only be the beginning of your fucked up
Lessons
And I apologize for ever saying id apologize
For what my mind keeps locked up at its
Discression
And the key I threw away
Cause I know yall will never pass the exam
Of your patience that I keep testing
And I can't wait for someone to say they
Got the fucking guts to come at me
Cause I know they'll be lying
Everytime I spit something new on a mic
I keep putting blockage on their intestines
I'm like a mixture of odd
Future
Slim
Shady
And kinda like tech is
Insane!
So it'll always be a perfect selection to use
Parental discretion
And its not that I'm gonna be
Its like will smith
I am a legend!
They ain't nobody got the testacles to test
Me
Cause ill battle you and murder you while
I'm asleep bitch
And only give you one percent of the best
In me
This ain't college
Quit testing me
Unless you actually want me to use everything
I have at my discretion and give you the
Actual rest of me
I drop hard lines like tetris
But I'm the puzzle who could never be placed
Together cause everytime someone drops
A line on me it never passes through
Cause they fail at this!
When I spit fire like this on a mic my
Competition gets third degree burns cause
I give em hell with this!
Underachiever bitches
Its for the people who make people
Show you respect at this
And you know with every word I spit out
It only goes up!
Cause I spit levels with this..
You can just call me doctor kervorkian cause
I make all competition go ahead and kill theirselves
When I spit
And go ahead
Talk shit about me
Cause you'll end up getting rolled up on and taking
A lick in the joints bitch..
Haha
I'm an underachiever at this