Intro to my ugly self

[Verse 1]
I like sugar and big lollipops
But, I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like making things that I will never use
But, I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue

[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
I like writing songs about people that are shitty
But, I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in
I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue

[Chorus]
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This is a musical monologue

[Verse 3]
I might think I bring up Jasmine
That girl who scarred me on the phone
But, I'm not gonna mention her
In my monologue
Hey, Jasmine
I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But, I'm not gonna brag about that
In my monologue

[Chorus]
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
La, la, la

[Verse 4]
If you're wondering if I might be dating the bird dude from The Owl House
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue

[Chorus]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
This is a musical monologuе
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This is my SNL monologue
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
That was my SNL monologue