Intro (THA PLAYA$ MANUAL)

[Ramirez]
I'm 'bout to make you squeal

[Host: Ramirez]
Haha, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was Ramirez, uh, Son of Serpentine. You listenin' to 94.6 KYS FM, you know what I'm sayin', I'm the host that's with the mostest, Daddy Long Dick, you know what I'm sayin'. We givin' out these two tickets right now so call in and let us know where you from and what your name is. Hold up, hold up, hold up, we actually got a caller right now. Who this? Where you from?

[Caller 1: Kyle]
Yo, what's up, man? It's Kyle from Portland, Oregon. Uh, I just wanna give a shoutout to my gang, and, uh, dawg... actually, fuck those tickets, man, I just wanna hear some Rocci and Ramirez, whoa, woo!

[Host: Ramirez]
Damn, I got you, dawg. Fuck. Next caller, who the fuck is this?

[Caller 2: Casey]
Hi, my name Casey from North Carolina. I want y'all to play that new Rocci and Ramirez. Oh my God, they so sexy.

[Host: Ramirez]
Damn, girl, you sound fine. I'm 'bout to save your number here so I can hit you up later. But anyway, we gon' take our final caller. What's your name and where you from and what you wanna listen to?

[Caller 3: Darnell]
Ayy, man, it's Darnell from the A-Town, you know what I'm talkin' bout? I'm out here buyin' clean shit, you know what I'm sayin', parking lot pimpin'. Literally, hoes do one thang, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout? But anyway, ayy, I wanna know if y'all got that new Rocci and Ramirez so I can bunk that new shit while I'm out here slidin' on these boys, you know what I'm talkin' bout?

[Host: Ramirez]
Ha, I got you, pimp. Ayy, you heard it here first. We gon' give it to you right now. Who's gon' serve it to you? Daddy Long Dick on that pussy poppin' out. That new Rocci and Ramirez, let's go. Also, keep tryna call in and be the lucky tenth caller. You might end up going to a show with Ramirez, you never know.