Intro

Wanting to kill yourself, I...
Well I think that's pretty selfish of you
How is that selfish?
What would I do if you weren't here? Hmm?
You're the only one who makes my life bearable
I thought you said I was the best of a bad situation
I was just trying to hurt you 'cause you hurt me
But the truth is. You're my only friend Brian, if I didn't have you, I'd be lost
You'd be okay
No, I wouldn't
I don't really care for anybody else. Just you
You're the only one I love
Well... thanks
I like you a lot
I guess you could say I... really like you
I would even dare to go a little further perhaps
I care a great deal about you
A very great deal
Maybe even... deeper than that
I... I... I love you
I mean, not in like a "Hey, let's, you know, let's have an underpants party," or whatever grownups do when they're in love, but I mean, I mean, I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without
Well, I... I love you too Stewie
You give my life purpose
And maybe... maybe that's enough
Because that's just about the greatest gift one friend can give another