Intro

[Intro: Flight Attendant]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard JB Airlines flight 01, your express journey from Peja to heaven. Our pilot for today, Captain Jolle, would like to welcome you on board, stating that smoking is permitted and drinking is encouraged. For the duration of the flight, please fasten your Gucci belts, make sure your smoking trays are in the upright position and all electronics, including laptops, cellphones and sex toys are powered off
We're about to embark on an extraordinary sonic adventure
Sit back, relax and enjoy your flight to the clouds! Thank you for choosing JB Airlines, where everything is fly