Intro

[Monologue]
You got this lion, he's the king of the jungle
Huge mane out to here
He’s laying down under a tree, in the middle of Africa
He’s so big. So hot. He doesn’t want to move
Now, the little lions come they start messing with him, biting his tail biting his ears, he doesn’t do anything
The lioness, she starts messing with him, coming over making trouble. Still nothing
Now, the other animals they notice this
And they start to move in. The jackals, hyenas, they’re barking at him laughing at him
They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, and they get closer and closer, and bolder and bolder. ’til one day that lion gets up and tears the shit outta’ everybody. Runs like the wind. Eats everything in his path, ’cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is
It’s too late to be scared. It’s time to kill.”