Intro: 3 Amazing Vocalists (Live)

[Spoken]
I would like to close off with this next number. You might wonder why I am talking like this when the whole night I had not said a word in this kind of a accent or anything. That's because this song really originated as a tribute to Marlene Dietrich. Someone who I felt sang so out of key and off tune and yet still was so alluring that she should be imitated by me [?].

So here we have a song that uses the three separate styles of three amazing, amazing vocalists. The song stars the inimitable Marlene Dietrich, the amazing Carmen Miranda, and the late, the great, the dead, Ethel Merman.