The Muppets & Statler and Waldorf & Walter (Muppet)
The Muppets, Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett
Constantine (Muppets) & Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais & Constantine
Tina Fey & Josh Groban
The Muppets & Miss Piggy & Constantine (Muppets)
The Muppets
Ty burrell & The Muppets & Sam Eagle
The Muppets
The Muppets & Miss Piggy & Kermit the Frog & Céline Dion
Kermit the Frog
Jemaine Clement
The Muppets
The Muppets & Josh Groban & Eric Jacobson & Dave Goelz & Bill Barretta & Peter Linz & Matt Vogel & David Rudman & Steve Whitmire & Stanley Tucci & & Tom Hiddleston & Saoirse Ronan & Tom Hollander & Hugh Bonneville & Diddy & & Ray Liotta & Jemaine Clement & Danny Trejo & Tony Bennett & Céline Dion & USHER & Christoph Waltz & Salma Hayek & & Josh Groban
The Muppets
Miss Piggy & The Flamingos
Christophe Beck
The Muppets
Bret McKenzie
Bret McKenzie
This song was in the movie “Muppets Most Wanted,” and it’s basically the interrogation that Sam Eagle and Jean have after tracing the crimes back to the Muppets. They eventually give up, admitting that the Muppets are too dumb to steal anything.
[EAGLE]
Kermit, let's begin:
Describe the day you played Berlin
[CONSTANTINE]
We rehearsed, and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
[JEAN]
That night, at 10:03
Were you inside the portrait gallery?
[CONSTANTINE]
From 10 o'clock to 10:04
Was when we did the show's encore
[EAGLE]
Hmm, Frog, we've got our doubts;
Can you confirm your, hm, whereabouts?
[CONSTANTINE]
My alibi is watertight:
The audience saw me sing all night
[JEAN]
Monsieur, we know you did the crime
[CONSTANTINE]
I was on stage that whole time;
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection
[EAGLE & JEAN]
Thank you Kermit, no more questions
[JEAN]
Allo, I think it's time for good cop, romantic cop!
[JEAN]
Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside;
Now's your chance to save your, hide?
[MISS PIGGY]
Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show!
[EAGLE]
Tell us how the art was taken...
[JEAN]
If you want to save your, bacon?
[MISS PIGGY]
I haven't seen your missing art!
All I've stolen is audience's hearts
[EAGLE]
We can give you a plea deal...
[JEAN]
All you have to do is squeal!
[MISS PIGGY]
I'm not a thief, I don't know how!
All I've ever taken is a bow
[JEAN]
We'll catch the swine that did this job?
[MISS PIGGY]
Give up the pig puns, creep! Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion!
[EAGLE & JEAN]
Thank you Piggy, no more questions
[JEAN]
I think she liked me, huh?
[EAGLE]
I don't think your puns are helping the investigation
[JEAN]
You know... I think they did it!
[EAGLE]
No they didn't!
[JEAN]
Yes they did and we can pin it
[EAGLE]
If they did, how did they do it?
[JEAN]
If they didn't, how did they didn't?
[EAGLE]
If they didn't, then it's easy, 'cause they simply didn't do it!
[JEAN]
If they did it, then I knew it, but we've nothing that can prove it!-
Ahem, ugh, excuse me
[EAGLE]
(groans)
[JEAN]
Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz
[EAGLE]
Do you remember what you did
On the night you played Madrid?
[GONZO]
I was hit by a raging bull!
And rushed off stage to the hospital!
[JEAN]
Gonzo, what do you know
About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado?
[GONZO]
I never saw a stolen bust!
I spent the night in bed, concussed!
[EAGLE]
The truth Gonzo, the clock is tickin'
[GONZO]
If you don't believe me, ask the chicken:
Camilla was there, she'll cooperate!
[JEAN]
Madame, are you willing to corroborate?
-Camilla clucking frantically-
[EAGLE]
Will somebody get this chicken out of here?!
[GONZO]
Calm down, Camilla, it's a routine inspection!
[EAGLE and JEAN]
Thank you, Gonzo, no more questions
[JEAN]
Let's go from the start:
What do you know about the stolen art?
[Lew Zealand]
I didn't know there was a plan!
[Dr. Teeth]
Your accusation's far out, man!
[Bunsen]
The chances of us, committing a crime
Are less than .009!
[Swedish Chef]
Shern de shern de shern de gir
Her de chickie de farnder muir
J: To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation?
Translator: What the chef just said to you
Was, "Shnoop de shnoop de shnoo." (It's not Swedish.)
Animal: Ahhh! Ahh! Ahhh! Ah-hahaha
-Penguins Quack-
Fozzie: Uh, I can do an Elvis impression?
[EAGLE and JEAN]
Thank you, Muppets, no more questions!
[JEAN]
They didn't
[EAGLE]
No, they didn't!
[JEAN]
There's no way they did the crime
[EAGLE]
They couldn't, they're too stupid
[JEAN]
They're not criminal masterminds!
[EAGLE]
We may not know who did it, but we know they didn't do it!
[EAGLE and JEAN]
So we know who didn't do it, yes, we know who didn't do it!
[JEAN]
They're incapable of being culpable
Interrogation Song (Muppets) was written by Bret McKenzie.
Interrogation Song (Muppets) was produced by Christophe Beck.
Ty burrell released Interrogation Song (Muppets) on Wed Jan 01 2014.