Internet Friend

I met you on the tinder
I saw you on insta
Swipe right, see the light
Follow me, I follow thee

Pick up the phone
Notifications unknown
Think they got me alone
But this my flex zone

I’m swipin, I’m liking
I’m stalking, we talkin
But Jeez, that last girl of yours
Looks pretty fucking boring

I know you can do better
We’d be perfect together
Could enjoy the rainy weather
So long as we can tether

Direct message me
Send a naughty selfie
Add me on fb
Talk internet to me

Those msgs unread
Start messing with my head
Getting sweaty in my bed
Want the butter to my bread
No need to be afraid go ahead
Kiss my pixelated lips cherry red

Mmmwah

Through the screen I’ll be your queen
You’ll be my cyber boy dream
Fresh on the scene
You don’t know i’m nineteen
Though it doesn’t feel obscene
And I really like it when you
Make me tingle through the machine

You’re just my internet friend
Just the hot new trend
Something to have my time to spend
On the useless shit I like to send

Like pictures of rats and stickers of cats

You’re just my internet friend
Just the hot new trend
Easy to cut like when I got split ends
Cheesy as fuck don’t take no offence

Cos we’re really just the same in this inter web game
We’re really just the same in this inter web game

Soooo….how’s it going?

Lol, yeh alright

What chu you been up to these days?

You know, nm, same old

I start to crave something a lil unplanned
I want you to be holding my hand
These feelings for you are starting to come through
IRL feels like hell just wanna know your smell
But you’re too scared to leave your lil virtual shell
I guess it’s gonna be oh well
I guess it’s gotta be oh well

You’re just my internet friend - so what?
You’re just my internet friend - so what?
You’re just my internet friend - so what?
You’re not even hot

You’re just my internet friend
Just the hot new trend
Something to do with the nights so chilly
Don’t get sticky cos the phase'll pass quickly

It’s a big bad city