International DILLIGAF Day

[Intro]

In this weird, woke world we live in
Full of karens, snowflakes, trolls
With their outrage and P.C bullshit
We've had a gut full of them all
So let's show em we just don't give a fuck
What these assholes think or say
By officially declaring International DILLIGAF Day

[Chorus]

It's International DILLIGAF Day
Take your P.C bullshit some other place
Don't go pissin' on my parade
It's International DILLIGAF Day

We've had enough of you powder puffs
Whinging and complainin'
So fuck while we celebrate
International DILLIGAF Day
So fuck while we celebrate
International DILLIGAF Day

Do I look like I give a fuck?
DILLIGAF?

[Verse]

It's hard to take them serious
When they don't even know
Just who or what the fuck they are
A sheila, bloke, or a toaster
And pronouns, what the fuck's that all about?
Fair dinkum, it's got me stumped
Studies show one in three of these wankers
Is just as dumb as the other two cunts

[Chorus]

It's International DILLIGAF Day
Take your P.C bullshit some other place
Don't go pissin' on my parade
It's International DILLIGAF Day

We've had enough of you powder puffs
Whinging and complainin'
So fuck while we celebrate
International DILLIGAF Day
So fuck while we celebrate
International DILLIGAF Day

Do I look like I give a fuck?
DILLIGAF?

[Verse 2]

There's no special day for DILLIGAF? Day
Just so long as it ends in y
So pick any day and as many days
They'll be the best days of your life

By telling them karens, trolls, and snowflakes
In a proper DILLIGAFian way
"Go fuck yourself with a pineapple"

[Chorus]

It's International DILLIGAF Day
Take your P.C bullshit some other place
Don't go pissin on my parade
It's International DILLIGAF Day

We've had enough of you powder puffs
Whinging and complainin'
So fuck while we celebrate
International DILLIGAF Day
So fuck while we celebrate
International DILLIGAF Day

[Outro]

Do I look like I give a fuck?
DILLIGAF?
Am I being direct enough?
DILLIGAF?
Just another way of sayin'
I couldn't give a fucking rats arse mate
So fuck off while we celebrate
International DILLIGAF Day