Intermission (Live in Paris, 2001)

[Spoken: Alan Wise, French Translator]
Uhh, look
We have been told that we have to do the announcements in French
Because it breaks the law if we speak English
On nous a dit que nous devions faire les annonces en français, car parler anglais est illégal
Oui, so I've brought with me my charming assistant
Miss [?]
[?]
So explain what we're talking about
[?] (Ha, ha)
Now listen, oh, packet of crisps, anyone?
Oh, it got nasty there
Listen, you don't have to like bananas
Tu n'es pas obligé d'aimer les bananes
To enjoy these five spunky boys
Pour profiter de ces cinq spunky
Who come from Rochdale
Qui viennent de Rochdale
They're not The Beatles, they're not The Beatles
Ce ne sont pas les Beatles
They're not The Rolling Stones
Ce ne sont pas les Rolling Stones
They're not The Bananas
Ce ne sont pas les bananes
Instead, it's fucking New Order again!