Intermission

(Crowd Applause)
GUY 1: Dawg, this shit ass, ha-ha. Yo, I don't know how you got me here right now
GUY 2: What the hell are you talking about? This is the most fire shit I've ever heard
GUY 1: Man, this shit is trash. It's like "Boy Meets World" met K-Pop, I ain't on this shit!
GUY 2: Well, your opinion is trash. This is nothing short of musical genius
GUY 1: Wait, wait. Who you callin' trash?
GUY 2: You, bruh, you're trash. Pull over right now and front, and you're low, bitch!
GUY 1: Oh, you wanna square up? We can square up right now!
GUY 2: I just wanna know why you think it's so ass!
GUY 1: Oh, I think it's bad, I think it's trash, ass, I think it's all of that!
I'm not tryna listen to this trash-ass shit!!! It's simple
GUY 2: This shit is about to blow up, you just fuckin' hunched
GUY 1: I don't give a shit. Yo, you heard Usher, Ginuwine, Tyrese...
GUY 2: Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, it's about to start again. Shh, it's starting
GUY 1: I...ay, ay, you say some shit like that again, I'm gonna square up, oh, my bad, my bad, hold on