Interlude (Girly Drinks Are Nice)

Why is there such a thing as girly drinks and manly drinks?
Girly drinks are sweet, fruity, tasty drinks that actually taste nice
Manly drinks are just drinks that taste like lighter fluid, piss
Or lighter fluid mixed with piss
But as a man, I can't drink girly drinks
It sucks, because they're so nice

Can I order a pint of disgusting?
Oh, that sounds delicious

Bring me a hero
Nah, nah, I'm not feeling it
Look at these pricks in their fucking shirts and shit

And in the last hour, the Prime Minister has confirmed that he is cutting short his holiday and flying home