Interlude

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(Applause)
Thank you! Thank you!
Now, some of you guys are probably wondering to yourselves
Why I haven't got a DJ with me tonight
Well, I've actually got something better than a DJ with me
And that ladies and gentlemen, is my phone
Oh, well, well, why is it better than a DJ you ask?
Well, for starters, it fits right into my pocket
Um, secondly, he doesn't get drunk and pass out in his shows
Err, yeah, and thirdly, I haven't got to split my fee with him
So ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my DJ, iPhone!
(Ringtone) Oh no, I didn't put it on airplane mode
(Laughter) Um, uh, sorry 'bout this guys
Let me, uh, let me just turn it off
Um, uh, oh no

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Oli, it's mum
Are you there?
(Laughter)

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Oh god

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Can you hear me?

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Yeah, I'm, I'm kind of in the middle of something at the moment, mum

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Oh, don't be ridiculous
It's your mother

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Yeah, yeah I know, but-

[Mombeat]
You left [?] last time you stayed

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Mum?

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I'm hoping that you can pick them up next time you come over {?}

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Mum?!
Mum, I'm in the middle of something
I'm gonna have to call you back
Ahem, right, let's just crack on with the next tune, yeah?