[Verse 1]
You know me, I'm obstructing justice wherever I go
The day hell freeze over, the day I move slow
It seems every day I be doing the most, playing these hoes
Oh, you thinking you doing it bigger, you act like you know
No you don't
No you god damn don't
See me 'round town, get yo ass handled
You a bitch, lil' bitch, oh, ain't nobody told you?
You be acting so rude, keep acting like you know dude
What you do, you got no proof
If you ain't know then we don't know you
I mean, I ain't really seen you do shit, so fuck is you gon' do?
[Verse 2]
Oh, top off your bullshit with some liquor
Man I could really use a drink, how I make it through the winter
Say my lifestyle unhealthy, and ain't that of a winner
I say "why your bitch be bumping me, bouncing, making my dick hurt?"
Girl, you be making my dick work
All these college party shawties got me feeling like Stifler
I'm a rapper ripper, pussy licker, sipping elixir
Ho, you better shut up before somebody feelings get hurt
I be losing sleep, and taking all of my damn time
Trying to write the perfect music and claim what's damn mine
Boy, you got me fucked up, too smart to lose my damn mind
So saying I ain't doing more than you is just a damn lie
(And don't be talking about shit you don't know about like you know
Acting like you know both sides, watch what happens, mothafucka)